absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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