Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We got so high we made milksteak
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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