I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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