he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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