Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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