Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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