just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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