Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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