I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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