He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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