woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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