this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Swine flu is the new snow day.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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