butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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