Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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