I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Randomize
