dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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