When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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