Porn is love you can see.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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