i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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