Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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