that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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