That's intense
kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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