omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Sext me about skeletons
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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