Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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