And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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