I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
