So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
