So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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