Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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