I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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