just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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