you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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