hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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