What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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