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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.

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(903): View more from Texas

And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either

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(443): View more from Maryland

i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.

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(519): View more from Ontario

When you wake up, I have rum and am in town

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(914): View more from New York

Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..

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(314): View more from Missouri

Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"

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(816): View more from Missouri

Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.

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