the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm really busy with my period
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