Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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