this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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