like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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