I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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