Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm way too hungover for life right now
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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