The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
last night I used snow as a chaser
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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