you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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