Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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