So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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