If i come over, it means nothing
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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