Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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