and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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