Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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