Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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