How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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