this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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