She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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