Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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