Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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