is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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