there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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