My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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